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Miserable Mentor

by AKSUMITE

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Puritanical 01:57
INTO THE MOUTH IS THE SEED OF THE MOON AND I PLANT IT AND REAP IT AND SEE IT AND I CHOKE AND BURN IT I FOLD MOST OF THE ASHES INTO A FLAG AND RUB THE REST IN MY HANDS THE DAWN OF A NEW DAY SMELLS JUST LIKE A RAT IN THE BATH IN THE END WE TURN TO TYRANTS AND RULE ALL THE LAND I TRADED ALL MY WATER FOR POWER TO TELL YOU I WILL NEVER DIE IN SPIRIT IN WILL AND IN FAITH THROUGH DIRTY CAVES IN FOUR KINDS OF CHAINS A MADMAN WANDERS THE ASS-END OF NIGHT UNTIL THE SUNLIGHT COMES AND BREAKS UP HIS FIGHT
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BEHIND MY FOREHEAD IS A SHADOW A MEMORY REPLACED TWO MINDS TURN INTO SNAKES AND VENOM RUNES THROUGH MY VEINS I CUT THEM OUT AND HANG THEM PROUDLY ACROSS MY FACE BAD TIMES AND BAD LIGHTING RESTLESS NOT REWARDING DOG MAN KEEPS BARKING INJURED BUT STILL PLAYING LONG LIVE THE DOG MAN
3.
HISTORY’S MYSTERIES MISDIRECTED TO MISS THE RING BLONDE AMBITION AND PERFECT TEETH TURNED INTO A MOVABLE FEAST FASTER ANGEL MASK THE RANGER TIME TO NOOSE UP THE BASTARD, HE KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT A COUPLE OF THINGS AND ME BADMON COME TO DO BADMON TINGS TWO TIMES IS TOO MUCH TO TAKE TWO TIMES THE TEN PLUS THE ACE COME ON NOW I CAN FEEL HER EYELASH IT’S STUCK TO MY TONGUE IT WILL DRIVE ME MAD, MAN IT WILL TURN ME AROUND I KEEP SPITTING IN SECRET INTO THAT CURSED TREASURE CHEST HISTORY’S MYSTERIES MISDIRECTED TO MISS THE RING BLONDE AMBITION AND PERFECT TEETH TURNED INTO A MOVABLE FEAST
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IN THE AGE OF INFORMATION I BECOME AN INSOLENT PERSON PAINED DEEP FROM THE SONG OF THE MOUNT I REJECT THE VOICE AND COMMAND HOW FAST DID YOU GENUFLECT WHEN THE GODS SWUNG BY THE ONES YOU GAVE NO RESPECT AND NOW YOU SO JOYOUSLY SERVE TRUE METALPUNKS… WE DON’T GIVE A FUCK THRASH! SNIFFED AROUND THE DARKEST GARDEN JUST TO CATCH THE REBELLIOUS WHIFF FOLLOW YOUR NOSE TO THE SCENT OF POSER IN THE AGE OF INFORMATION I RETURN TO A PRIMITIVE FASHION WILD DOG AND RABID RABBIT THE WORLD IS MY GARBAGE CAN *** *** BORROWED, WITHOUT PERMISSION, FROM THE GREAT EUGENE S. ROBINSON, A KNOWN FIGHTER AND WRITER. A MAN AMONG MEN.

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The Kings of Metalpunk return in 2020, for the first time ever, recorded at a distance. Not to be stopped.

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released May 15, 2020

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